Category: General Humor

Oh dirty nasty little fly, Where had your footsteps taken you Before you walked across my plate And stuck your snout into my stew? I saw you and your friends out strolling Across a fresh cow paddy And then I saw you eating slop When I fed the pigs with Daddy. I want to know […]

No matter the gender or race I never forget a face. And all my life it’s been the same I never ever forget a name. But though at memory, I’m a whiz for the life of me, I can’t remember, what that third one is.

As I was walking down the street, Wearing my pretty Sunday dress… A flock of birds flew overhead Where they relieved their pent-up stress. I stood there in my dirty dress And looked up into God’s blue sky I breathed a silent prayer of thanks That herds of elephants can’t fly!

My sister called, from shopping. She had car trouble again. The way my sis treats that car Has got to be a major sin. Exasperated, I asked “What’s wrong now, for goodness sakes?” She said she just discovered That her didn’t have any brakes! I said I would pick her up And asked where her […]

I planned to call this girl I met, Who had invaded every dream. I knew I’d marry her someday And we would be a lifelong team. A girl I’d never even touched Nor had I held in my embrace. But every time I closed my eyes I could still see her lovely face. She answered […]