Category: General Humor

I saw two people kissing, On a lawn just down the street. Both were a little pudgy; Neither one of them had feet. They were dressed in hand-me-downs, Neither of them seemed to care. Both of them wore hats to hide The fact that neither one had hair. Although their kiss was passionate, And the […]

A woman coming towards me, Swerved over into my lane. What kind of driver was she? Had she gone a bit insane? That she crossed into my lane, Sure didn’t seem to faze her. She made me spill my coffee And drop my ‘lectric razor! My cell phone squashed my donut And my cigarette is […]

My grandma’s got a computer And she is on it every day. Now when you try to talk to her, She always tells you, “Go away!” Grandma’s met a lot of people And e-male friends – she has a ton, ‘Cause Grandma tells her e-male friends That she has just turned thirty-one.

They said that it could not be done, Others who had tried all blew it. Much better men than I were they And not one of them could do it. A challenge that a man like me Could not easily turn aside. To rule a thing impossible Was folly before I had tried. I would […]

I got motorbike car for my wife. It was one of them fancy kind. I asked a few of my buddies And this was the best deal I could find. But now I know I could’a done better. It’s just my stupid luck. My neighbor down the road a piece Said he would’a swapped me […]