Category: Poetry

Mom said, “Now little Billy Bob, You have just got to settle down. You have to take your medicine And stop this jumping all around.” “But Mom, read what’s on the bottle. The directions aren’t confusing? It says right there on the label, You must shake well before using.”

Santa Claus brought me a trike I ride like a shooting star. I can go almost as fast as Daddy Can go in his brand new car. Bubba says his bike is best, He can climb the steepest hills. But I know mine is better ‘Cause his only has two wheels.

“Come see my new bathroom,” My best friend said to me; “A good time to visit If you have to pee.” “It’s all made of metal And it’s painted bright blue; I’ll invite all our friends, They can all use it too.” “The workmen just brought it And installed it for me. Come on, let’s […]

You shouldn’t exaggerate About what your dad can do; That he wrestles alligators We all know just isn’t true. He can’t outrun a cheetah, He can’t whip a grizzly bear If he can wiggle both his ears Why would anybody care? My dad’s greater than your dad I don’t even have to lie When it […]

My daddy said my friends are nice But some make him unhappy. My daddy is a timber wolf. And he can get real snappy The Skunk twins aren’t allowed inside When they come over here to play. And somehow Dad can always tell When we’ve forgotten to obey. The Porcupines are not much fun, They […]