“My wife has changed me,” said the man. “I no longer have bad habits. I go to church every Sunday Instead of out hunting rabbits.” “She taught me how to dress real neat. How to speak educated like. She taught me to enjoy fine arts And made me sell my motor bike.” “Now I like [...]
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July 27th, 2010 — Married Life
She Got There!
December 28th, 2009 — Married Life
They were having a graveside service For his wife who’d passed away. He felt sorry for the preacher, Hunting for nice things to say. When the sky abruptly darkened, Thunder and lightning filled the air. He said as they ran for shelter, “Well, at least we know she got there!”
Fishing Trip
July 1st, 2009 — Hunting / Fishing / Nature, Married Life
A wife should let her husband have At least one fishing trip a year. She’d really been quick to approve; My wife is such a thoughtful dear. The next Sunday morning early, I got quietly out of bed And placed a tender loving kiss On top my dear wife’s sleeping head. I grabbed my trusty [...]
Not For Sale
June 17th, 2009 — Married Life, Southern Humor
The farmer’s young wife, May Bell, Nagged him daily as a rule. She thought her husband lazy And she hated his old mule. May Bell took him lunch one day And walked up beside the plow, A bit closer to the mule, Than good prudence would allow. The sheriff said that the mule Fatally kicked [...]
That’s When She Hit Me
April 18th, 2009 — Married Life, Quickies
All I said, “It would be neat If you’d make less noise When you eat.” How was I Supposed to think, That she was plunging Out the sink?
Wayne Edwards is a native Texan, graduate of Texas A&M University, and retired Air Force officer. He lives, with his wife Ruth, on a fish farm in Texas, in an underground house he built himself. Wayne can be reached via e-mail at 
