Entries from February 2025 ↓

The pastor called 911, He didn’t know what to do A member had died in church Sitting right there in his pew! When the EMT got there They called 911 and said, They’d carried four members out Before they found who was dead!

It was at a couples’ retreat, Husbands sat across from their wives; We were all answering questions About our married lives. What’s your wife’s favorite flower? It didn’t impress my Mary, When I excitedly answered, “I know, I know, it’s Pillsbury!”