Entries from August 2010 ↓

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Wheels Deal

“Dad, I’ll mow the lawn And clean the garage, If you’ll let me have Grandmother’s old Dodge.” “You think you deserve Your own set of wheels? Go get a hair cut, Before you make deals.” “Jesus and Samson Both had long hair, To make me cut mine Is not being fair.” “The way they wore […]

Never Ever Be Late

It was a goodbye party For the village’s lone priest. He’d served them for twenty years; They were giving him a feast. Chosen speaker for the night Was a local politician; Well known for his large ego, And proud of his position Everyone had finished eating, But the speaker was running late. The priest asked, […]