Entries from August 2010 ↓

My mother calls me Lose-A-Lot Because I lose a lot of stuff, She buys me two of everything Because just one is not enough. I lost my shoes and then my socks, My brand new shirt I left somewhere. Don’t ask me how but yesterday I even lost my underwear.

My grandma lives at the airport, We go and get her now and then, But when we’ve kept her long enough We have to take her back again.

I learned a lesson Very well; I picked a cat up By its tail!

“Dad, I’ll mow the lawn And clean the garage, If you’ll let me have Grandmother’s old Dodge.” “You think you deserve Your own set of wheels? Go get a hair cut, Before you make deals.” “Jesus and Samson Both had long hair, To make me cut mine Is not being fair.” “The way they wore [...]

It was a goodbye party For the village’s lone priest. He’d served them for twenty years; They were giving him a feast. Chosen speaker for the night Was a local politician; Well known for his large ego, And proud of his position Everyone had finished eating, But the speaker was running late. The priest asked, [...]