Entries from December 2009 ↓

They were having a graveside service For his wife who’d passed away. He felt sorry for the preacher, Hunting for nice things to say. When the sky abruptly darkened, Thunder and lightning filled the air. He said as they ran for shelter, “Well, at least we know she got there!”

No one goes through the Pearly gates Without St. Peter’s holy nod. Nobody is allowed access To the Heavenly Throne of God. So he was stopped at Heaven’s gate And told that to atone for sin, He must name good things that he’d done To earn enough points to get in. He said that he […]