Entries from December 2009 ↓

They were having a graveside service For his wife who’d passed away. He felt sorry for the preacher, Hunting for nice things to say. When the sky abruptly darkened, Thunder and lightning filled the air. He said as they ran for shelter, “Well, at least we know she got there!”

Why aren’t there dragons in the zoo? I’ve read stories I know are true. I asked the man cleaning a stall, He said the knights had slain them all. Why aren’t there monsters in the zoo? I know where there are at least two. They’d like the zoo, I know, instead Of living underneath my [...]

No one goes through the Pearly gates Without St. Peter’s holy nod. Nobody is allowed access To the Heavenly Throne of God. So he was stopped at Heaven’s gate And told that to atone for sin, He must name good things he had done To earn enough points to get in. He said that he [...]

There’s a fairy in my yard, And only I can see her. She has dragonflies for friends, I wish that I could be her. She flits around the flowers Like a pretty butterfly; She makes bright rainbow flashes Every time she flutters by.