Entries from November 2009 ↓

She said, “It’s just A little sting,” And that I wouldn’t Feel a thing! Her soothing voice, A little course; A needle sized To treat a horse! I told the threatening White-clad elf; That she could just Go stick herself!

I think balloons are really neat, Even though they hate to play. When Daddy buys us balloons, They always try to get away. My sister gets a red one. Blue’s the color I pick out. Dad ties them around our wrists, Then we like to run and shout! They don’t like to be indoors, At [...]

While I was at my neighbor’s house I asked to use his bathroom. Curiosity killed the cat And it will someday spell my doom. Bathroom cabinets challenge me. A tiny peek inside the door, Ten thousand bottles crammed inside Came crashing to the sink and floor! My neighbor is a real nice guy But I [...]

Today while doing Daddy’s chores I made myself a mental note: When I get big and build my house I’m going to build it on a boat. I’ll build a big computer room, And I’ll play games from dark till dawn. Out on a boat there’ll be no grass, So I won’t have to mow [...]

My doctor never believes Anything that I say. She asks me how much I weigh, Then weighs me anyway!