She said, “It’s just A little sting,” And that I wouldn’t Feel a thing! Her soothing voice, A little course; A needle sized To treat a horse! I told the threatening White-clad elf; That she could just Go stick herself!
Entries from November 2009 ↓
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The Nurse’s Lie
November 30th, 2009 — Hospital Humor
Bathroom Din
November 16th, 2009 — General Humor
While I was at my neighbor’s house I asked to use his bathroom. Curiosity killed the cat And it will someday spell my doom. Bathroom cabinets challenge me. A tiny peek inside the door, Ten thousand bottles crammed inside Came crashing to the sink and floor! My neighbor is a real nice guy But I […]
My Doctor’s Scale is Wrong!
November 2nd, 2009 — Hospital Humor, Quickies
My doctor never believes Anything that I say. She asks me how much I weigh, Then weighs me anyway!
Wayne Edwards is a native Texan, graduate of Texas A&M University, and retired Air Force officer. He lives, with his wife Ruth, on a fish farm in Texas, in an underground house he built himself. Wayne can be reached via e-mail at 