Entries from January 2009 ↓

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$1000 Striptease

Just out of the shower When the front doorbell rang. I wrapped up in my towel To go answer the thing. It was our neighbor, Lee, With his usual scowl Which he quickly lost When he saw my wet towel. In his hand there were ten One hundred dollar bills. Lee’s the type of a […]

The Secret Of Life

“I found the secret of life,” He told me with a frown. “The problem is,” He said, “I forgot to write it down!”

Baby TJ

This poem was written per request of TJ’s grandmother, Dr. Peggy Conner.