Just out of the shower
When the front doorbell rang.
I wrapped up in my towel
To go answer the thing.

It was our neighbor, Lee,
With his usual scowl
Which he quickly lost
When he saw my wet towel.

In his hand there were ten
One hundred dollar bills.
Lee’s the type of a guy
That can give a gal chills.

“Lose the towel”, he snickered,
“I’ll give you this money.”
While thrusting it towards me
And calling me, “Honey!”

Well I thought, “What the heck,
I could sure use the dough
And if I drop my towel,
There’s no one who will know.”

I grabbed all the money
And I let my towel fall.
The phone started ringing
As I ran down the hall.

It was my dear husband,
He asked, “How’s my Honey?”
As I stood there naked
With my hard earned money.

“I wanted to warn you,
I know how you hate Lee,
He’s supposed to bring by
Some money he owes me.”