Entries from May 2008 ↓

She was stopped for speeding And she knew she’d get a ticket. But if she played her cards just right, She might be able to lick it. When he asked her for her license, She told him, “This will make your day. I don’t have a driver’s license, The stupid judge took it away!” “And […]

She came into my small office, Her fifteen boys and girls in tow. How she remembered all their names Was one thing that I had to know. All she said was, “Sit down, Leroy,” When they had filed in through the door. All of them had quickly minded, Filling the chairs and half the floor. […]

I told the pretty blonde-haired girl, Who I met at the health food bar, That she shouldn’t laugh at me For driving such a shabby car. “My dad just won the lottery, And he has just turned ninety-nine. His health is poor; he’ll die real soon, And then his money will be mine.” She treated […]