Entries from December 2007 ↓

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My Mother’s an Angel

My mother’s an angel; Just how do I know? It has to be true, Because Grandpa said so. If she is an angel, Just where are her wings? All angels have them, Among other things. When I asked my grandpa, He laughed and then said, “They’re hidden, like the eyes In the back of her [...]

E-Mail from Hell

They were going to meet in Florida Where they’d spent their honeymoon. He had planned to get there first, And she would come next day at noon. When he arrived at the hotel He found some changes had been made. A computer furnished for each guest Included in the price he’d paid. He’d send a [...]

Shopaholic Wife

“Take the garbage out!” My wife shouted, “It’s way too heavy for me to carry.” That’s the only reason, I sometimes think, That a lot of women want to marry. So why is it when they go shopping, They can always carry so much more? My wife just got back from Christmas shopping; Looks like [...]

Do Angels Have Wings?

Do angels have wings? I’m sure I don’t know… But they must get there fast, Wherever they go. Do angels have wings? I know they can fly Because they all live Way up in the sky. Well, Superman flies Without any wings And protects little kids And all sorts of good things. Do angels have [...]

Kingdomecome

“Don’t get too near that mule!” Gramps said, “He might look like he’s kind of dumb, But if you get too close to him, He’ll kick you to Kingdomcome!” That old mule didn’t look so mean, In fact, I thought he looked real nice… So I just strolled right up to him, Ignoring my grandpa’s [...]