Entries from November 2007 ↓

I was asked to be guest speaker For a ladies’ cooking group. They wanted me to speak on sex Then join them afterwards for soup. If my wife found out my topic. I’d be in for hours of railing, To avoid a lousy evening I told her I’d speak on sailing. A lady friend told […]

How she’d gotten by my nurse, I didn’t even have a clue. She said, ”Sir my mom’s real sick And she’s bad in need of you.” I sat unmoved at my desk, Diplomas on all the walls. I said, “Have your mom come in; I no longer make house calls.” She said, “Mom is way […]