Entries from December 2006 ↓

Monkey see, Monkey do. Did it see me When I kicked you?

My wife ran off with my best friend After someone saw her kiss him. I don’t know just where they went But I’m really going to miss him!

My teacher asked me; “Goodness sakes, Bessie, Just look at your arm, Why is it so messy?” It makes you wonder, When they have to sneeze, How teachers wipe off The mess that it leaves. It was quite a sneeze, The worst of the day. Kids that were close by Complained of the spray. Where [...]

When she lived in a small sized town There were some things bound to occur If she forgot what she was doing Someone else would always tell her. And if she couldn’t remember. How late that she got home one night, Lots of folks in town would mention, What time she’d turned off her porch [...]

My sister bit into an apple: An apple; red and round and firm. Inside to her surprise she found An ugly, wiggly, squirmy, worm. “To bite an apple with a worm Can cause you to feel sick”, I said. I told her it would have been worse, Had she found half a worm instead!