Entries from August 2005 ↓

The doctor wondered, “Where is help When I really need it?” He stomped a message in the snow, But of course no one could read it!

I’d rather play tag with an old toothless hag Than to kiss the freckle-faced boy. I would rather eat slop with pickles on top Than to sit by stupid Leroy. The girls all like Bob who I think is a snob With his nose stuck up in the air, And if it is true, what [...]

“Madam, May I suggest the tongue?” The waiter said with slightest bow. “I wouldn’t eat something,” she said, “That’s been in the mouth of a cow!” The waiter watched her drink her tea Carefully avoiding the dregs. “Madam, tomorrow for breakfast I suggest that you skip the eggs!”

A poodle went into the woods. Just why he went there, I don’t know, Because for a little poodle That is a stupid place to go. As he was strolling down a path, And feeling very much alone, He came upon a skeleton That had a very tasty bone. As he was chewing on the [...]

Ms. Frog once had A set of twins. She named one Ding The other Dong, I told Ms. Frog, If I’m not wrong, That Ding’s not Ding She’s really Dong. But Ms. Frog said, “That just can’t be. Just look real close And you will see.” So is Dong Ding Or is Ding Dong? Ms. [...]