Entries from August 2005 ↓

The doctor wondered, “Where is help When I really need it?” He stomped a message in the snow, But of course no one could read it!

“Madam, May I suggest the tongue?” The waiter said with slightest bow. “I wouldn’t eat something,” she said, “That’s been in the mouth of a cow!” The waiter watched her drink her tea Carefully avoiding the dregs. “Madam, tomorrow for breakfast I suggest that you skip the eggs!”