Entries from May 2005 ↓

The old priest had grown unhappy Adultery had become rampant. His confessional was busy So many wanted to repent. But their sin was oft repeated T here seemed a total lack of care. The priest told his parishioners Of growing feelings of despair. So the members had a meeting They would lighten the old priest’s […]

Vegetarian is derived From the Indian word, “To fail”. But more specifically it means “Him who never learned to hunt well”.

My mother likes to show me off ‘Cause I know how to dance and sing. That I really hate to do it Has never seemed to mean a thing. She makes me go to dancing class And hired someone to teach me voice. She said show biz is in my blood And that I really […]

They gave me a birthday party All I got were these dumb sandals. I didn’t have a birthday cake; They couldn’t afford the candles!