Entries from May 2005 ↓

No one’s very nice to me, And I really don’t know why. I can’t figure out what’s wrong, Even though I often try. When I stop to watch and play With the other girls and boys, They all point and laugh at me, And quickly hide all of their toys. I don’t laugh at how [...]

The old priest had grown unhappy Adultery had become rampant. His confessional was busy So many wanted to repent. But their sin was oft repeated T here seemed a total lack of care. The priest told his parishioners Of growing feelings of despair. So the members had a meeting They would lighten the old priest’s [...]

Some nights I sail the seven seas Where pirates chase and monsters roar. When I awake, I know the noise Was nothing more than Daddy’s snore. Some nights I crash upon a rock And feel the sea creep towards my head. Those dreams are ones I hate the most Because it means I wet my [...]

Vegetarian is derived From the Indian word, “To fail”. But more specifically it means “Him who never learned to hunt well”.

I sent my dog to dog school Because he wouldn’t obey. I wanted them to teach him How dogs are supposed to play. They said that he’s doing well, That he’s top dog in his class. He hasn’t learned to obey But he gets straight A’s in Sass. He came home last night and said [...]