Entries from July 2003 ↓

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Billy Hermit

Old Billy Hermit built a house; Why he built it… we have no doubt. He built it without doors or windows To keep unwanted company out! He built it way out in the sticks Where no one else had ever been. And there he plans to live alone If he can find it and get […]

Tongue-Tied

I would talk to the red haired girl The next time that she passed me by; But if she didn’t answer me, My heart would break and I would cry. I jumped right up when I saw her, But couldn’t think of what to say, So I just kicked her on the shin And then […]

Secret Love

I know somebody with a crush on you And I know somebody who likes your looks; Someone who’d like to walk you home from school, Somebody who’d like to carry your books. I know someone who writes you unsent notes; Somebody who loves everything you do. And if I weren’t so awfully bashful, I would […]

Erica

Erica’s scared of spiders And she throws a screaming fit. Wonder why she is so scared ‘Cause she’s never once been bit. Spiders are scared of Erica, They have every right to be. She kills them without mercy On wall or path or tree. So if you have a spider, Who you think of as […]