Entries from December 2002 ↓

There was an invisible boy Who liked to eat grapes by the bunch. He swallowed them whole and we could See the grapes that he’d had for lunch.
When he forgot to do his chores And his mom tried to remind him. Because he was invisible, She could never seem to find him. [...]

Weird Willy Bigbean Longarm Jones Put on a hat that was too tight, And when he tried to pull it off, He stretched his neck plumb out of sight.
You think his arms would be too short? You think that I would lie to you? Well Willy tried to lift some weights So Willy’s [...]

I have brand new underwear, Mommy bought it, it’s powder blue. I have brand new underwear I wish that you could see it too.
I have brand new underwear, I wore it when I went to play. I dressed warm as I could be For such a cold and windy day.
My red [...]

Saturday night I lost my head When I had a terrible fight. I would have won the silly brawl But I completely lost my sight.
I couldn’t hear just where he was And so he beat me black and blue. My ears were on my head, of course, It seems that I had lost [...]

Little Suzie is so clumsy That she usually makes a mess. What little Suzie will do next Is always anybody’s guess.
When Suzie found a jumping rope, She decided she would try it. Now Suzie need’s a book on knots So she can learn to untie it!