Entries from October 2002 ↓

The pastor stood by the chapel front door Shaking hands as the members departed. An elderly couple stopped to shake hands. The husband who was slightly retarded, Told the preacher, “I’d like for you to know, Your sermon was really lousy today.” His wife said, “Don’t pay him no mind preacher. He just [...]

Little Nancy Fancypants, All she liked to do was dance. She couldn’t crawl, she couldn’t walk, She never even learned to talk
She danced at school, she danced at home, She even danced in Spain and Rome. And people said that one day soon She’d probably dance on the moon.
Then late one [...]

You never saw Billy Boombox Without his monster boom box on. He always had it turned up loud Because his hearing was quite gone.
He couldn’t hear an auto crash, He couldn’t hear an organ grind. He couldn’t hear an elephant If it was sneaking up behind.
He couldn’t hear a thunder clap Nor [...]

I woke up early, I had to hurry To do all the things That caused me worry.
I scrubbed all the floors, I changed all the sheets. Dusted the knickknacks And set out some treats.
All the dust bunnies I had neglected And crooked hangings Have been corrected.
I washed the dishes And put [...]

I found a rabbit’s foot,
They always bring good luck.
An egg fell on my head
From a migrating duck.
I got two-dozen warts
From playing with a toad.
A truck splashed mud on me
While playing by the road.
I lost my garter snake
Somewhere in Sister’s bed,
She hit me with her doll
And almost broke my head.
I got my mouth washed out
Repeating [...]