The judge asked, “How could you acquit him? What a terrible thing to do!” The foreman answered, “Insanity.” The judge asked, “All twelve of you?”
Entries from March 2002 ↓
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Insanity
March 1st, 2002 — Quickies
Well Qualified
March 1st, 2002 — Quickies
They say that everyone should learn From other people’s mistakes, So someone has to be “other people†And I think I’ve got what it takes.
Gain
March 1st, 2002 — Growing Older
Some people, with age, gain wisdom That they dispense with subtle tips. But the only thing that I’ve gained Is about ten pounds across my hips!
Fishing Date
March 1st, 2002 — Quickies
I took my girlfriend fishing, It was an awful date! We didn’t catch a single fish ‘Cause she ate all the bait!
