When I Get Big

My teacher says
I shouldn’t belch.
It’s one habit
I should squelch.

But if squelch means
To be real loud.
It’s one talent
Of which I’m proud.

She says that it
Will gross folks out.
It’s lots of fun
I have no doubt.

If I get big
And still have gas,
I think I’ll teach
A belching class!


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