“Dad, I’ll mow the lawn
And clean the garage,
If you’ll let me have
Grandmother’s old Dodge.”

“You think you deserve
Your own set of wheels?
Go get a hair cut,
Before you make deals.”

“Jesus and Samson
Both had long hair,
To make me cut mine
Is not being fair.”

“The way they wore theirs,
I really don’t care,
Besides, you recall,
They walked everywhere!”