The young wife told her husband,
As he started out the door,
“Honey, you never tell me
That you love me anymore!”

He said, “When we got married,
I am sure I told you so
And if it ever changes
You will be the first to know!”

Teasing your wife about love,
He learned is a mortal sin.
‘Specially when she’s baking
With a great big rolling pin!