Valentine’s Day has come and gone
And I am feeling kind of blue.
I got a hundred Valentines
But not a one of them from you.

I checked my mailbox every day
And it is kind of hard to do.
But it would have been worth the trip
If I had gotten one from you.

I bought a Valentine last week
It has a skunk that says PU
I bought it for my stupid brother
I think that I’ll send it to you.