Understatement just has to be
One of womankind’s major quirks.
She comes to tell you with a smile,
How well your new car’s airbag works.

You never know what to expect.
She of the opposite gender
Just might describe a total wreck
As just a little fender bender.

Or she might whisper in your ear.
While Giving you a nice massage!
The tiny mishap that she’d had
While backing out of the garage.