I wonder, if pigs learned to talk,
Would they criticize each other?
Would they say, “You’re such a human!”
To a sister or a brother?

If a mouse owned a computer,
Just imagine it if you can,
When he moved the little arrow
D’you think he’d use a tiny man?

If a horse could tell his buddy
Just how hungry he had become,
Wouldn’t, “I could eat a human!”
Just leave us all a little numb?

But if foxes got to talking,
I’m very sure we’d understand,
If they described a brilliant fox
As being clever as a man.