Too Nice for the Baptists

They were missed at the White Birch Baptist Church
She said her daughters had nothing to wear.
The church ladies bought them all new dresses
And got them appointments to fix their hair.

When the family missed church the next Sunday,
Pastor told them, “We missed you at White Birch”.
The mother said, “The girls all looked so nice,
We went to the Presbyterian Church”.


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