Toilet Paper

The farmer heard that Sears
Was the cheapest place to buy,
So he thought that just this once
He’d give their store a try.

He needed toilet paper
So he wrote to ask their price.
He said he’d heard how cheap they were
And that their quality was nice.

They sent him back a catalog
(He needed two or three)
But it really was nice paper
And Sears said it was free.


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