While looking in an old bookstore,
I came upon a big thick book.
The title, “How to Clone Yourself”,
Had beckoned me to take a look.

“Never grow old,” the thick book said,
“For now it is a fact well known,
All that a person has to do,
Is to make of himself a clone.”

Because I think that cloning’s bad,
I put the book back on the shelf.
I knew if I produced a clone
I could never live with myself!