She was dancing on a manhole cover
And I asked what she was doing.
Then she looked at me quite coyly
And she said that she was twoing.

Well, I looked for Candid Camera
As she continued with her dance
“Two, two, two, two, two”, she chanted.
It almost put me in a trance.

I figured that this pretty girl
Must have a very loosened screw,
So I would humor her a bit
And asked if I could do it to.

She gladly hopped down from her stage
And watched me as I took her place,
With a look of mischievousness
Across her pretty smiling face.

The cover flipped and I fell through!
There were two others there with me.
We heard her dancing feet above
We heard her chanting, “Three, three, three.”