There is a wart on Grandpa’s knee.
It has been there since half past three
And it is there for all to see,
The little wart on Grandpa’s knee.

When folks walk by they point with glee.
“There is a wart on Grandpa’s knee.
Or maybe it’s a little flea
And not a wart on Grandpa’s knee.”

Grandpa says, “You just let it be,
I like the wart that’s on my knee.”
But I just laugh and say, “Tee hee,”
‘Cause I’m the wart on Grandpa’s knee!