The Monster Did It

A monster came by yesterday,
His sharp clawed hands between his knees.
He said that it would be real nice
If he could use our bathroom, please.

I showed him where our bathroom was,
‘Cause he was really in a hurry.
That he’d obey all of Mom’s rules,
I was much too scared to worry.

The wet spot on the bathroom floor
Must have been made by sister’s pup,
And as for that dumb toilet seat,
The monster must have left it up.


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