I had a question for the cabbie
So I tapped him on the shoulder.
He screamed as he ran off the road
And hit a landscape boulder.

As we crawled out of the wreckage,
I could see that he was shaking.
I guessed I’d really scared him,
I could tell he wasn’t faking.

“You must have thought I was a mugger.”
He said, “No it was much worse,
I just got this job last night,
Until today I drove a hearse!”