The community had gathered,
The new priest was meeting his flock,
This was his first congregation
Since he had first donned the Smock.

“What do you think of the Demons?”
A little boy asked the new priest.”
The attention of all those there
Had very suddenly increased.

The new priest, wanting very much
To calm down the little boy’s fear.
Said, “I know you’ve heard lots of tales
But don’t believe all that you hear.”

“The Demons are not all that tough,
And they are easy to defeat;
One thing that we must remember,
Against real strength, they can’t compete.”

“So why the interest in Demons?
Quite a strange topic, it would seem.”
The small boy said with tearful eyes,
“It’s the name of our football team!”