“The Brown Paper Bag Cowboy
Is the low life I’m looking for.”
The sheriff yelled out loudly
As he walked into the bar.

“He has a brown bag for a hat,
He wears paper pants and shirt.
He has high-top paper boots
And goes by the name of Bert.”

“What’s Bert wanted for, Sheriff?
Your poster says alive or dead.”
“It’s that paper outfit he wears;
He’s a rustler!” the sheriff said.