The Babysitter

Mother hired a babysitter
To stay with me while she went out.
She said that it would do no good
For me fuss and stomp about.

To have a sitter sit with me
Is quite an awesome task, it seems.
Our neighbors one time called the cops
Because of babysitter’s screams.

She said the sitter she had hired
Had gone to paratroopers’ school
She said that she was one tough gal,
The kind with which I shouldn’t fool.

No sitter has a chance with me
Not one of them is smart enough.
I’ll show this paratrooper gal,
Just which of us is really tough.

I told you that she wasn’t smart
Just come and look and you will see.
She thinks that baby sitter means
She’s supposed to sit on top of me!


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