There’s Someone Else lives at our house
A someone who is quite a clown.
Someone who does lots of damage
When there is no one else around.

He forgets to flush the toilet
And he always leaves the lights on.
When he finds my sister’s candy
He eats it every bit all gone.

Last week he broke the honey jar
And spilled the honey on the floor;
Then he left his sticky hand prints
On the refrigerator door.

This morning Someone Else got blamed
For something that I didn’t do!
Mom found the toilet seat left up,
So Someone Else is Daddy too!