My girlfriend and I both like Cokes,
And sometimes we will share a can.
We usually buy a six pack
When we go riding in my van.

She has never liked my dipping
But this time she got mad!
She said a nastier habit
No boyfriend has ever had.

Empty Coke cans make good spit-cans,
They’re much better than a cup.
But why did she get mad at me?
She’s the one that mixed them up!

We had a couple of carpenters working on the barn a few years back. It was August and very hot. Both men drank Cokes all day long. One chewed and used a Coke can to spit in. The mix up was inevitable the non-chewer was hot and took a good swig before he realized his error. It would probably have been justifiable homicide but it only ended in a bunch of harsh words.

That is where Snuff Said, came from. If any of you kids still think that dipping is cool and throat cancer and gum decay don’t concern you, just remember that the popular girls in school do not like to see tobacco pieces in your teeth or kiss a boy with tobacco odor on his breath.