Mom always makes me sandwiches
That no other mom can beat.
Her peanut butter and jelly
Is my very favorite treat.

A big fat bully at my school
Seems to like them best of all;
He hunts me down and takes them;
Today he chased me down the hall.

I had hid one in my locker,
It had stayed there for a year.
I tried to tell the bully,
But bullies never like to hear.

I was scared that if he ate it
I would be severely beaten,
But he smacked his lips and told me
It was the best he’d ever eaten.