I love my baby brother
But sometimes he’s a pain.
He drools and kicks and wets
Like someone that’s insane.

When he wants attention,
He throws a crying fit.
Even when I’m busy,
He doesn’t care a bit.

When he throws his bottle,
That Mom says make him drink,
I’d need at least ten helpers,
He puts up such a stink.

Baby Sick, my dolly
Cries, and has an awful cough.
When her fussing bothers me,
There’s a switch to turn her off!