Obediance School

I sent my dog to dog school
Because he wouldn’t obey.
I wanted them to teach him
How dogs are supposed to play.

They said that he’s doing well,
That he’s top dog in his class.
He hasn’t learned to obey
But he gets straight A’s in Sass.

He came home last night and said
That he’d learned to Frisbee catch.
When I asked him to show me
He threw the thing and yelled, “Fetch”!

Now he treats me like a dog..
To show how much I hate it,
I grabbed all of his homework.
And ran outside and ate it.


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