She was being kept up at night
By an uncontrollable dread;
She had to keep checking to see
If someone was under her bed.

The doctor said he could help her,
But it would take at least a year
For him to cure her completely
Of her uncontrollable fear.

“To save you the time and money
I have an idea instead,
To know no one is hiding there,
Just cut the legs off of your bed.”