My monkey said he’d really like
To come and see you, sometime soon.
He said I should suggest, to you,
Tomorrow… early afternoon.

I don’t know why he likes you so
Because you’ve never even met.
He has lots of weird ideas;
He’s really such a stupid pet.

And now he asks me, every day,
If we’re gonna go to Anna’s.
It all started when I told him
Kids all say that you’re bananas.