I ate my first jalapeno
Down at the county fair.
I’m not much at trying things
I did it on a dare.
They offered me three kinds
And said I had my choice.
I said, “Give me the hottest one,”
Right before I lost my voice.
“Someone call 911
Before it is too late!
Tell them to get a team down here
Who knows how to resuscitate.”
Then finally I could breathe again,
But the heat from my first breath
Badly singed an onlooker
And could’ve caused a death.
That was my first jalapeno,
It was one hot son-of-a-gun.
But it really wasn’t all that bad…
I think I’ll have another one!
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