Yesterday I discovered something
That not even my teacher knows.
My school desk is a rocket ship;
Think of a place, and off it goes.

When our math class gets too boring,
I’ll take a fast trip to the moon.
I’ll explore all of the craters,
But I’ll get back for lunch at noon.

I’ll go to Mars and Jupiter
During my science class today.
Why should I study the planets
When I can just go there to play?

All the kids are laughing at me
They think I’m strange, I guess.
I told them I had been on Mars.
They say I just slept through recess!