We were standing in the park,
Just talking about dying.
Talking about our funerals
And if there’d be lots of crying.

That kind of stupid talking
Makes me a little nervous.
Then they asked me what I want said
At my own funeral service.

One guy hoped that they would say,
That he’d been a real cool cat.
It won’t be me that’s saying it
‘Cause I’d just say that he’d been fat!

Another one wants it said,
He was made of real good stuff.
To think of something nice to say
‘Bout me, they said would sure be tough.

So I left, but first I said,
“You dudes just keep on grooving.
‘Cause all I want someone to say
Is, “OH MY GOD, LOOK, HE’S MOVING!”