Might not we be wrong, conceited at least,
When we name somebody Miss Universe?
What’s pretty on Earth might not be on Mars
And on Venus she could look even worse!

The beauty we see in dimples and curves,
On Pluto might be thought of as ugly.
The guys on Saturn, might not they prefer
A beauty that is somewhat more bugly?

And what of the worlds much farther away,
And we’ve been lead to believe there’s a bunch.
One look at the beauty they would select
Might cause an Earthling to toss up his lunch!