Men Don’t Wash Dishes

Mom told me to wash the dishes
But that is Sister’s job I’m sure.
Men shouldn’t have to wash dishes
So I devised a little cure.

I would break one of Mom’s dishes,
Which would certainly make her sore,
But then she would never let me
Help wash the dishes any more.

But Mom said I just broke my plate,
And though I put up quite a howl,
Mom still makes me do the dishes
Now I eat off a paper towel.


#1 Alpheus Spence on 02.24.10 at 3:37 pm

men can wash dishes and not break them , i like the poem because of the great rhymes.

#2 Jeremy D Edwards on 10.09.14 at 7:05 pm

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