I found a rabbit’s foot,
They always bring good luck.
An egg fell on my head
From a migrating duck.

I got two-dozen warts
From playing with a toad.
A truck splashed mud on me
While playing by the road.

I lost my garter snake
Somewhere in Sister’s bed,
She hit me with her doll
And almost broke my head.

I got my mouth washed out
Repeating Grandpa’s word,
Mom said that Santa Claus
Most probably had heard.

So I checked the chimney,
Got covered up with soot.
How does Santa do it?
I fell and sprained my foot!

Mom said, “It’s not lucky,
Best throw the thing away.”
But I gave it to Sis
For her own lucky day!